They were shooting the Alfie remake outside my building today. Jude Law was sitting on half a motorcycle attached to a truck with the camera on it. It drove down the street over and over followed by a bevy of fake taxi cabs. Jude looked very small and dapper with ample hair gel. As a rule, I hate remakes. Having now seen one shot of Alfie II I can say quite confidently that they've used too much bleach on golden boy's tresses.

Also, in a fit of generosity and goodwill, they are handing out bags of Terra chips at 59th and Lex. Go now!