One More Thing

Ahmet Zappa posts bulletins for parties at The Viper room. The password? Gary Coleman.

Two women got in a big fight on the subway this morning because one got the other's coat "dirty." Of course it was on the long stretch of no stops between Brooklyn and Manhattan. Of course the train was rush-hour full. Of course it kept having to stop for delays. Tension was so thick other people started reprimanding the upstarts. One woman was yelling, "This is New York! Of course I'm going to kick your face in!" I've never been so happy to see Bowling Green in my whole life.

The company-policy good morning by the building's security guard felt a little more heartfelt today.