Okay. My office is next to someone who recruits new clients. He's in his seventies and has retired about three times only to come back because he gets bored. I hear him making phone calls all day. As I write, he is talking to someone with a fake British accent telling them he is calling from his "ship off of the U.S. Virgin Islands." I already heard him yell at a receptionist on speaker phone because she connected him with someone's voicemail. He was like, "I told you this is a ship-to-shore call!!! Don't connect me with anyone's voicemail!!!" (all in a fake British accent.)

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