Uh-Oh

Police raid on the apartment next to me. Everybody arrested. I'm up late working on a story and all of a sudden it's cop city on my stoop. Of my neighbor's eighteen-year-old girlfriend one little piggie says to me: "Too bad. That girl was cute. She had a nice waist." Ugh.

The drugs! They don't pay! Poor neighbors. They're broke and never have jobs and listen to bad house music, but they're my friends.