Humbled, Dismayed

"Nicky Hilton Defends Sister Paris In Haiku

by Nicky Hilton

Um Like Whatever,
People are just like haters-
Totally jealous."

From D-Nasty's blog, whose writing is the best thing that's happened this November. Can anyone tell me this person's real name? Obviously not Moses Herzog. Read everything, but especially read "Eros and Thanatos in L'affair Hilton," by Bergmann Endresson, "Noted Film Critic, Swede." I sort of felt like quitting this game after I read it. Or at least obliterating all first-person references.