I am going to the zoo tomorrow! To the zoo!!

Today I saw three twelve year-olds (perhaps they were younger) get chased down Flatbush Avenue by car and handcuffed to each other, then loaded onto a van and driven away, all within the span of one piece of pizza. The cop to child ratio was app. 3:1. I don't know any other details.

Tomorrow I will see monkeys pee! The zoo! The ZOO! Zooooooo! Zebras. Gila monsters. Soft grunting animals with claws and wet noses all whiskered and velvety. The zoo!