Gawd

Today, on CNN, the correspondent described the female suicide bomber in Amman as failing in her attempt "to be part of the first husband-wife suicide bombing team in history."

"As far as we know," the anchor continued, "nobody has ever accomplished that before." Like it was a Tahitian's bid in Olympic freestyle skiing.

This was followed by an ad for a drug treating Restless Leg Syndrome, or RLS, "a medical condition."

It's time to write a new play, I think.